But what does it smell of?
I said Kiwi and Lime, that’s what makes it so special
Key Lime and Peppermint -
A beautiful version of the BBW fragrance. A fresh zingy key lime with crisp grapefruit, tangerine and lemon rounded by hints of cool mint.
No worries Monica, you can burn this around Ross
Gunther, I Quit -
Caramel Vanilla Latte
A sumptuous accord with notes of caramel, coffee, vanilla and a hint of almond
Lets be honest, if you were ordering this with Rachel, you wouldn't stand a chance
But it’s an original Buffay
Black Raspberry and Vanilla
Top notes of mandarino, japanese plum and blackberry followed by white rose, hickleberry, cashmere wood and vanilla (I swear they make this shit up)
Inspired by Gladys and Glennys
You had a sketch and everything!
At The Jazz Club
Top noted of lemon, pink pepper, patchouli oil and sage, mid tones of rum, vetiver oil, tree resin and finished with tobacco leaf.
Literally where I think Ross got his sofa from in the first place.
Are you travelling with a child?
Endless Sea 10%
Top notes of peony, water lily and lavender, mid tones of sparkling citrus, sweet nectar, gardenia petals with base notes of moss and sandalwood
What I imagine the plane would have smelt like for Chandler
(Kilimanjaro Stars Fragrance)
Inspired by home fragrance. An Intense fresh fragrance with top notes of crisp mountain air and hints of juniper & cool mint on a floral woody base.
I have no idea what all this means, it smells good though, fresh, manly, cool etc etc
I don’t speak French
Effervescent notes of sparkling champagne blend with delicious citrus fruits of sweet grapefruit, Brazilian orange and pink pomelo enlivened with hints of tart rhubarb and fresh, juicy watermelon. A beautiful dupe of a well known French Cosmetic brand.
Fruity Post Malone
Sweet cherries, raspberry and cassis open this fragrance, leading into notes of orris, raspberry leaf and fig lying on a creamy, coconut base.
Another beautiful dupe of Post Malones sister, Jo,
Orange but Herby, but nice
This is a beautiful bright citrusy smell of Orange with hints of lemon and grapefruit.Followed by a herby smell of Verbena, (I googled it, its like a flower but smells herby and earthy)
Dupe of Fabulosa Rainbow Drops. It smells fucking beaut. Head to home bargains or wilkos or B&M or anyother home retail place and smell it. Then come back and buy this scent.
In your face Lemon
You know when you have a lemon sherbet and your face makes that ooof because its so sour, then the sweetness hits you? That's this.
Wash your sheets
This is what the website says - A powdery, musky floral accord with violet, orange blossom along with refreshing green hints and jamsine and lily.
What I say - The Best Fresh Linen smell out there - seriously, ask my customers
Manky fruit, ok in a Crumble
We all know what I mean by this. Lets be honest, if it isn't covered in sugar, do we really want it? A fresh green tart rhubarb accord supported by peach, apple, pear, strawberry, raspberry and orange.
Pear and Freesia
Our pear and freesia fragrance oil features pear which is combined with quince which introduces honey sweetness and is surrounded with white freesia and wild climbing rose. A base of the composition is created of green, fresh and sour nuances of rhubarb along with warm and subtle aromas of patchouli, amber and white musk that stay in a trail.
A gorgeous aroma of a freshly baked blueberry muffin. Top notes of juicy tart blueberries with orange zests, middle notes of butter cake, and base notes of vanilla and almond.
After the Rain
What the website says - Our fresh rain fragrance oil is sweet, fresh, powerfully evocative smell of fresh rain. The aroma after the summer downpour is a very pleasing scent.
Bullshit - it doesnt smell of a "summer downpour" it smells perfumey, light and freshly beautiful
This is a beaut of a scent. Oceanic and Outdoorsy, proper fresh. Top notes of mandarin, lemon, green leaf and violet are enhanced with lavender, ozonic florals and a background of sandal, cedar, amber, musk and patchouli.
F*ck me Sideways
Website says Izzy Miyaki is similar in scent to the well known men’s aftershave. A blend of citrus, precious woods and spices. The pure, energising scent is perfect for a modern, independent man.
What I say - F*ck me sideways, this scent does something to me. A gorgeous dupe of this mens aftershave
Similar in scent identity to the American Cream scent by a bath and body product company. This fragrance opens with notes of bergamot, petitgrain and a nuance of lavender, followed by notes of orchid, orange blossom and jasmine, all on a base of sweet creamy vanilla, warm precious woods, amber and sweet musk.
Tequila and Cocoa
Another best seller for me and another scent difficult to describe.
A vibrant latin melody with sparkling citrus notes of lime and grapefruit, leading onto a heart of blue agava, enriched by a sensual blend of cinnamon, vetivert and cacao.
Citrated, minty, aromatique and very efficient. If you are a recovering Alcoholic, please don't buy this scent, its literally the exact smell of a Slug & Lettuce Mojito
Website - Our rhubarb & rose fragrance oil is a mouth-watering rhubarb fragrance blended with tea rose and hints of pineapple on a base of musk, velvety woods and dry fruits
What I say - A gorgeous dupe of an expensive body and bath retail store, a fucking fresh and smooth scent
Blood Orange, Chilli and Cocoa
A truly decadent scent where the vibrant tang of juicy Brazilian orange is fused with heart – warming cocoa enhanced by an unexpected touch of chilli and crystallised ginger.
So, the website says this
"A calming, floral accord with powdery dry florals, sweet orange, delicate green leaf and chamomile on a heart of mimosa and violet leaf. Resting on a soothing base of sandalwood, amber, musk and vanilla flower"
What I say, It smells of a different fruit to everyone. I've had people guess peach, mango, passionfruit, pineapple and manderin. All I know is that it smells fucking beaut.
Smells just what you would want your boyfriends jumper to smell like, cosy, warm and just beaut - what the website says
Top notes of juicy plum, pomegranate and fresh roses perfectly compliment a heart of patchouli, cedarwood, violet leaf and spices, all coming to rest on a musky base of amber, vanilla and leather
Not just for Xmas
An excellent festive blend combining warmed spiced and baked apple. This scent isn't just for xmas though. Not as cinnamony as you would think, more of a sugared apple strudle. Good enough to eat, top notes of cinnamon, apple and orange with base notes of coumarinPost Malone
A popular scent that I decided to add after the success of my September Box. An enticing, mouthwatering medley of Sicilian lime and zesty bergamot with a juicy heart busting with ripe mandarins, aquatic white florals, peppery basil and caraway seeds. Base notes include soft, velvety patchouli and sharp green vetivert. Don't judge this on its cold throw, its exquisite
Website- Our sea breeze fragrance oil releases an extremely fresh and ozonic marine accord with mossy top notes leading to a floral heart with hints of aldehydes, rose and orchid. All resting on a base of fresh herbs and amber.
Me - Nothing to do with seagulls, however if you have smelt After The Rain and Sea Spray - this is the perfect mix of both. A beautiful fresh scent
Inspired by the Fabulous cleaning product - A Sweet floral fragrance wrapped in musk and soft woods.
Someone's doing well
A beautiful dupe of a very well known expensive body and bath company - Sophisticated fruity floral dominated by notes of fresh raspberries and cherries warmed with pink and black peppercorns and intertwined with a pleathora of transparent floral underscored with creamy musks.
Brain - please switch off
Imagine being this Genie with all those wishes, you'd be fucking shattered . . Inspired by the American Bath and Body company - A festive blend of sparkling champagne, crystal peonies and almond crème.Exes Jumper
So, the label says this . . . A spicy mistletoe accord opening with pink pepper, cardamom, frankincense and citrus, leading to a heart of clove, patchouli, lily and fruity notes on a warm, ambery base
If that means anything to you then fair play, it doesn't for me, however, I can tell you that this is basically Boyfriends Jumpers Ex. It's the ultimate manly, aftershavey, warm smell but didn't stick around because he was a Twat (that smelt nice)
A mouth watering tropical scent of Juicy Watermelon topped up with fresh and fizzy Lemonade. This fragrance take juicy to a new level and will remind you of the better days of summer